I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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