YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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