you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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