VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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