just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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