I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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