Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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