I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I have post one night stand depression
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