you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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