Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
...so i touched it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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