...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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