she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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