I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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