I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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