Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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