how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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