u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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