Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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