To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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