check it out our google latitudes are spooning
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize