Even the bartender felt bad for me
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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