Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just puked most of my soul out..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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