Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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