I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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