Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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