We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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