protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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