What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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