my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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