My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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