Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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