He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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