so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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