You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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