Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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