I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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