Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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