marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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