Who wears a wallet chain?!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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