you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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