1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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