Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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