She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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