You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
