Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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