i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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