that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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