She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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