it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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