return my video game
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
