so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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