So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
