the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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