Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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